——- GIRLFRIEND
* Enna O’Malley - “Enna? Shit, do oi need ta say it? She’s bloody beautiful, though she neva sees it, an’ she c’n make me smoile instantly no matta wot. .. she c’n also make me pretty damn pissed no matta wot but that’s parta whoiy oi love ‘er so damn much. She’s moi badass princess an oi’m tha villager that tha princess runs off wit ta piss off daddy. Hell, oi woke up in ‘er bed wit ‘supah douche’ written on moiy face in sharpie an oi still love ‘er. If that ain’t commitment oi dunno wot is.”
——- FRIENDS
* Jett - “Jett’s a bloody fantastic bloke, never failin’ ta cheer me up, even if ‘e doesn’ think it. ‘e c’n definitely make me happy through the jokes, smoiles, stories, an’ encouragement that he throws out. ‘is blood’s worth bottlin’ oi tell ya! Oi’d be devastated if anythin’ happened to ‘im! Drinkin’ buddies, Aussie buddies, an’ kangaroos fa loife in tha land down unda!”
——- FAMILY
* Rich Mundy (Father) - “Dad.. .. well.. he don’t care fer moi loine’a work. Don’t think oi’m a crazed gun-man ‘r anythin’, but ‘e jus’ don’t care fer anythin’ military. In ‘is words “A gun is somethin’ ya use ta put animals out in their time’a need.” ‘e says. Oi guess it is ‘round tha farm.. but.. oi dunno. Oi jus’ feel loike he doesn’ care fer me as a person anyway.”
* Cassie Mundy (Mother) - “If there’s some’un ‘o supports me, ‘s gotta be mum. She agrees wit dad a lotta tha toime, but in secret she supports me 100 percent, she tells me so. Every toime oi get mail oi c’n bet on a pack a Tim Tams an’ somethin’ from home. Makes me feel loike a lil’ kid again, but eh, she won’t accept that oi’ve grown up. She’s always gonna see me as ‘er lil’ boy.”
* Bailey Elliot Mundy (Cousin, father’s side) - “Aha, Bailes. Tha goody-two-shoes ‘a tha family. ‘e’s not a bad guy, few years younger than me, but ‘es a good boy. Got ‘imself a job on BLU as their snoipah. Sometoimes we see who can send the otha ta respawn tha most. ‘s good fun, actually. ‘e’s engaged ta some lil’ shit’ve a scout named Tony. Oi wish ‘em tha best.”